Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

slimey fuck

Someone who will go against everything you told them not to do and be a massive prick

You: Ben don’t fucking be a creep
Ben: is a creep
You: Ben you slimey fuck

by Doublevizzion November 24, 2019

slimey discharge

vaginal discharge with a slimey consistency

That ho got some SLIMEY DISCHARGE.

by BigOB November 2, 2021

slimey cornball

An acquaintance so heinous, A gamer so stinky, they may only run caustic in apex legends. A sweaty nerd rat, whose life is pointless.

This slimey cornball had the audacity to ask me for my nicotine device while holding my dab pen.

by Poon_Goon69 September 23, 2022

Slimey bethany

The girl in horror movies who runs around screaming covered in slime

That bitch running round screaming is a typical slimey bethany

by Pandaboop July 7, 2020

Slimey

A guy who avoids asking a girl out explicitly but instead tries to allude to dating slyly

*guy and girl hanging out*
Guy: Isn't this romantic?
Girl: This isn't a date, don't be slimey. You've never asked me out.

by yasuume April 17, 2022

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016