comment skim

The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.

I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.

by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 4, 2013

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, but still form an opinion on it that is usually outlandish due to the lack of understanding of the content.

Bro, Mike didn't prepare at all for this presentation, he was executive skimming again! Who's going to correct him in front of the CEO!?

by Truffula June 19, 2023

Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.

This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?

by SkokieWordMaster March 10, 2019

skim dune

Those fucking hick red neck mother fuckers who fuck there sister in the mud

"That nigga a real skim dune "

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

Maraculous skim

A move in 4 square when you hit the ball really low so it's almost impossible to hit it back

*playing 4 square*
Me: you can't get me out. ;) MARACULOUS SKIM!!! XD

by Riccazzz August 17, 2012

Skim Scamming

The act of looking busy while actually not doing any work, goofing off at work.

Lenny was skim scamming all night after he was assigned his work order, and only started working when he saw his supervisor coming to check on him.

by Tito Titi June 30, 2020

Fanny Skimming

For a girl to run/walk/waddle over a person who is sitting on the floor so that the top of their head is 'skimmed' by the runners crotch.

Grab your coat, we're going fanny skimming

by DoomsdayChop December 11, 2006