lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022

Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013

grimey egg roll

when you hit it from the back and hit the mans nuts. very painful.

Jamie was having sex and irene hit him with a grimey egg roll. Jamie was very mad.

by grimeyeggroll June 6, 2020

Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.

I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.

by AJ38 December 10, 2021

Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.

My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".

by Kokus_Wild March 1, 2024

Egg Roll

To beat someone's ass.

I'm gonna go egg roll on him.

by Reign Supreme January 12, 2023