red c hair

red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness

Missed by a red c hair

by Bruce Spinner April 24, 2006

Dumber than a short haired red-head

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

Red Light District Hair

Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.

Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.

by snizzlepoof June 26, 2010

Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.

example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013