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Holly Paragraph

An incredibly long and emotionally loaded block of text, usually found in messages with a member of opposite gender, after an unprecedented altercation.
message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.

Response: “Holly paragraph”
by Jaquavy Wavy Dickhole June 6, 2025
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Paragraph

It is a block of "words" and "sentences". It is a block of literary terms that should make some kind of linguistic sense
He wrote a long paragraph consisting of words and sentences
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October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -
"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"
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Writing a paragraph

To be chiefing through copious amounts of ones dab pen.

To be burning the candle through the night.

The link here is between a dab "pen" and a standard pen, which is (normally) used to write.
The metaphor continues as a normal pen may be used to write a paragraph, which is why to this day we say Writing a paragraph.
Friend 1: Takes back to back to back to back... to back rips of the pen followed by a double ripski to cap it off.
Friend 2: Man that guy is writing a paragraph.
Friend 3: Totally
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