October 29th

smack your crushes ass day

You: Hey Emily can i smack your ass?
Emily:Ew no!
You: Well it’s october 29th
Emily: Ok fine

by haha gotcha October 17, 2020

October 29th

You get to throw your shortest friend

Its October 29th ima throw ____

by ur mom mom October 28, 2019

October 29th

Smack Your friends named Josh day (Josh can’t hit back)

Me: “hey Josh, can i smack you?”

Josh: “wtf!? No!”

Me: “it’s October 29th”

Josh: “fine”

by You moms kitchen October 28, 2020

October 29th

Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.

“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”

by Anonymous Scorpio November 15, 2019

October 29th

National fight your enforcers day

Counsellor: Hey enforcer its october 29th
Enforcer: Oh no
Counsellor: *fights enforcer*

by MadMash44 October 28, 2020