Dense Nethers

1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”

Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”

by Dense Nether December 31, 2025

nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades

holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row

by furry slayer April 4, 2023

Nether

Violence incarnate

jacob: Hey Nether how are you?
Nether: *Physically abuses him*

by thegreatestinfrench February 12, 2023

quivering nether weather

The act of a "Gothic" girl being aroused.

The immense wizard caused her quivering nether weather.

by AzCrackZ May 8, 2025

the nether butter

when guy named Konner/sweet/cute/6’7/rich/halfwolfandhalfman/halfdemon/sexy/youtuber/gorgeous/gamer/beautiful/sexoffender/amazinglydelicious/vampire gives you a hard time and sells the whole match in volleyball legends

konner: i like it in the butt like the nether butter
jaden: me too
konner: ok imma give you a hard time

jaden: hey 🤰💔
taygan: i miss my mans 🥲🥹🥹🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👖

by jadennorthrup May 12, 2025