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mantinea 

362 BCE A battle in ancient Greece fought between a coalition of Sparta and Athens against the rising city state Thebes. Thebes won the battle, but ultimately lost the war after their best general died (not in this battle).
Guy bro 1: Bruh I just learned about the battle of mantinea.
Dude man 2: Yessuhh, sparta and athens like... totally fell of bruh.
Guy bro 1: Yuhh, Totally man!
mantinea by fin82 February 7, 2024
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Manteling is when you poop in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago

Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD

Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*

Person 1: *breaks there leg*

Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF

Person 2: *shits a little more*
Manteling by Colton Morris April 24, 2024
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Mantling 

A concept from the elder scrolls 3 Oblivion pertaining to a method by which a person can become a god by taking on their totality
Person 1: "I heard that the hero of Kvatch was mantling the mad god Sheogorath"
Person 2: "Yeah he walked like Sheogorath till Sheogorath had to walk like them"
Mantling by Inky_inc August 18, 2025

The most manliness man in the existence of man. 

Flynn the absolute mad lad, too masculine for this world.
"wow he must be called Flynn because he is The most manliness man in the existence of man."