The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.
by Dumb but still smart Blonde November 5, 2020
Get the laney marie danzeisenmug. A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.
jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"
by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009
Get the Laney High Schoolmug. Laney high school . A trash ass fucking school infested with horn ball niggas who rape bitches when they drunk & stupid crackers who think physical abuse is a turn on .... prostitute niggas on the street near market & princess all go to laney & sell they pussy for a few dollars !! It’s gangs and fake bangers .. it’s rich white people who call “bummy days “ , a full face of make up hair done with a hoodie 😂... overall u do not wanna go here , u will get forced to suck dick under the stair case .. u will be finnesed out a juul and your grades will drop . If u come here beware of the teachers who have criminal records and principles who buy students nudes ...
Omg ... u go to laney high school ? Isn’t that where that teacher raped that 15 year old girl after he found out she stole his sons juul .
by Lexus rice January 2, 2019
Get the Laney high schoolmug. by wasian329 September 19, 2021
Get the national bully laney daymug. 
by Hankleton July 9, 2022
Get the dirty laneymug. Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY
guy-is that your friend?!
me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try
guy-dang it
me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.
guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-
me-CORRECT!-
guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*
me- I wasn't finished
guy-oh
me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.
guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-
MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...
*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*
MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*
(five minutes later)
MAN-aaaaand that's it.
me- omg finally
guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*
me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.
MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR
me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u
me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try
guy-dang it
me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.
guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-
me-CORRECT!-
guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*
me- I wasn't finished
guy-oh
me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.
guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-
MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...
*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*
MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*
(five minutes later)
MAN-aaaaand that's it.
me- omg finally
guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*
me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.
MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR
me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u
by bubbles_bc_everything_is_taken August 7, 2025
Get the Laneymug.