Kalie is a kick ass ginger with a lot of friends, has beautiful eyes , short and really weird at times,Kalie's are adorable ! They usually belong with tall guys with brown or ginger hair preferably guys named Keith. Kalie's have no butts , but big boobs.
by I'maloser August 29, 2013
A Linux distribution based on Debian Testing, intended for penetration testing. Due to its specific purpose, many security mechanisms in Kali are disabled by default to make the penetration tools, such as aircrack-ng (which is available on most Linux distros in general), perform better and work easily, so it's not a very secure distro and intended to be run from a Live USB or installed alongside other systems and only used occasionally. In spite of this, script kiddies frequently install this distro to look like l33t haxorz.
"I installed Kali on my laptop yesterday, am I cool now?"
"A skiddie is a skiddie, even with a pentesting distro, so git gud, uninstall Kali and go away."
"A skiddie is a skiddie, even with a pentesting distro, so git gud, uninstall Kali and go away."
by Egg F1337 January 21, 2018
by kiucaillou January 17, 2023
the most beautiful girl that lived. She's like the human version of Aphrodite. She's brave, adventurous, and has an amazing sense of humour. She's naive, but that's what makes her amazing. She doesn't realise what kind of affect she gives towards her guy friends. She thinks that they're just friends, but her guy friends are all probably in love with her. She's gorgeous, beautiful, hilarious, and a little bit rebelious. If your name is Kali, search for guys that have the name 'Lucas', 'Aaron', or 'Noah' since they're probably in love with her.
Dude: Hey bro i'm falling in love with a girl, i won't tell you who.
Dude#2: It's kali, isn't it?
Dude:Fuck, of course it is.
Dude#2: Yeah, I heards she has 3 boyfriends
Dude: wtf who?
Dude#2: Lucas, Aaron and Noah
DUde: Dude wtf
Dude#2: It's kali, isn't it?
Dude:Fuck, of course it is.
Dude#2: Yeah, I heards she has 3 boyfriends
Dude: wtf who?
Dude#2: Lucas, Aaron and Noah
DUde: Dude wtf
by jennifer tranidad January 14, 2018
The type of girl that will help you with a murder and/or hide the body. They are also the Goddess of Destruction and Death. There dads may also hate there best friends.
Person #1: Hey can you help me murder someone then hide the body?
Kali: Sure, I'll get the tools and you dig the hole.
Kali: Sure, I'll get the tools and you dig the hole.
by TheRussianKermit October 23, 2020