Jelqed

when you get teased by a goal or achievement.

I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch

by cerial sauce eater April 30, 2022

quantum jelqing

quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom

Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.

by HawkTuahRegimer October 22, 2024

Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025

Jelqing

A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.

Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!

by Jelqmaxxer January 22, 2024