jelqing

when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom

kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai

bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS

kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing

bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*

by ClIownTowne June 13, 2024

Indian Jelq

When you hang a pot of curry on your dick

Noah and Bryan Indian Jelq too expand there dick size

by Jelq lover November 13, 2024

Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025