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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*

-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*
by TheWorstDefiner May 4, 2024
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is ironically the fear of long words
i suck at spelling, because I'm suffering from severe Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
by FrobFrob October 1, 2020
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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

a sick jokes some greek dude decided to make to torture guys who are languagely retarded
-dude what is the name of this phobia you have of long words?
*deep breath*
-SCREEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
-oh yes.. its hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
*pop*
-lunatic laugh
by DarkJokesOnline July 12, 2021
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

it means the fear of long words.

thats pretty ironic isnt it?
doctor: "sir, you Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

patient: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by spactateee July 11, 2023
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Patient- what disease do I have?
Doctor- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Patient-*gets unconscious and falls*
by KVK789 July 22, 2023
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

an amazing beautiful thing that you'll fall in love with. if you find something like that word, you must cherish it. its also a really anoying thing and so many people hate it because it's hard to pronounce.
me: look its a Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
dude: RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN AAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by vbikbb,j June 26, 2017
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