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serious as a heart attack

To show that you are serious, and not joking.
Person A: Did you hear that Gordo is gay!
Person B: No way, are you serious?
Person A: I'm as serious as a heart attack!
by AndrewMartini June 23, 2008
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ball sack heart attack

An exclamation that expresses a generalized intensity, usually, but not necessarily, negative in nature.

Very similar in usage to "fucking A," but with a slightly more negative and sexual connotation.
"Joe, I'm breaking up with you."

"Ball sack heart attack!"
by Joel A. October 28, 2007
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drug fuelled sex heart attack

Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
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Reverse Heart Attack

The constraining feeling in your chest after you drank too much coffee or just consumed an energy drink. You feel antsy, paranoid, energized and sick all at the same time. Much like the feeling you get when you're having an anxiety attack but is not painful.
Getting little sleep the night before, Jill drank three cups of coffee on an empty stomach and later felt the symptoms of a reverse heart attack.
by D(2) June 12, 2008
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$.99 heart attack

I'm starving can you stop at the Mickey Dees so I can get me a $.99 heart attack?
by Early Death May 23, 2010
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Ninja Heart Attack

In any video game:
When death occurs for an unknown reason.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody knows why it happened.
Nobody knows WTF happened.

But, it's fucking hilarious.
Guy 1: "WTF, did Jesus just snipe me?"
Guy 2: "Bro, I have no clue you just fainted."
Guy 1: "Fucking Ninja Heart Attack, damn it."
by WolfRhino March 1, 2008
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dick heart attack

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack
"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"
by DankVapes January 8, 2017
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