my friend: omg this girl named emery pulls so many fucking bitches
me: yeah its always the girls named emery
me: yeah its always the girls named emery
by hey mamas!! May 25, 2022
“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
by marian reind April 01, 2023