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Fuddle

The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.

There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.

This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.

I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”

“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023
mugGet the Fuddlemug.

Fuddle thwack

Slowly but backwards moving/ gravitational pull to specified designation of not getting robbed by tweakers
Look at that fuddle thwacker doing the usual dumbass buying from convenience store called golden express
by Kali Man Jom November 20, 2021
mugGet the Fuddle thwackmug.

fuddle

Want to come over and fuddle?
by klmt3 December 19, 2017
mugGet the fuddlemug.

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