National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 3, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick they is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure and it’s on the 15th of April

Ashley:Guess what’s tomorrow
Chris:April 15th

Ashley:no it’s national suck dick day so be ready

by Alex2crazy amos:coolflyguy333 April 13, 2019

Kick dick day

When u get to kick any male on the dick

Hey man *kick dick* it’s kick dick day

by Kaylabossy October 6, 2020