datum

-noun
1. a person of male gender who is considered by his piers to be a stud
2. a person of male gender who has a frequency to become erect while listening to classical music

1. "That guy is pretty cool. A datum if you ask me."

2."Hey guys! Did you see Logan at the Mozart concert? He was being such a datum and he couldn't hide his immense boner."

by Drew Flowers-Murachanian August 17, 2010

the difference between going on dates and dating

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.

Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."

by informative girl November 14, 2011

Dats dat

A term used when nothing else is needed to be said.

Teacher: You got an F on your midterm.
You: Dats dat.

Parent: We found weed in your closet. Your grounded for the summer.
You: Dats dat.
Parent: Dats dat.

by Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009

dagus wafer

1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.

Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."

by name witheld January 7, 2005

Datsun

Legendary motor vehicle with god like status. The greatest, fastest, most reliable cars ever made, will dispatch any car with ease.

If god drove a car he would drive a datsun.

by Jesus Smith January 8, 2004

dats coo

Use to tell someone that is cool
Or a responce to someone when they insult you

Alison B:Chris my Hampster died
Chris P:dats coo

Hannah R: CHRIS YOUR SO MEAN AND SUCH A FAG AND U MAKE ME SICK AND I HOPE U DIE!!
Chris P:dats coo
Hannah R:UGHHH U NEVER CARE!

by Chris DL peoples August 22, 2006

Danushri

A person with overwhelming happiness, a flowery attitude who uses words such as babes and omg. They also overuse the heart emoji and end their messages with kisses in the form of x's.

I've just started chatting to this girl, and I'm pretty sure she's a danushri

by Abdi_Ali November 28, 2018