cardio hugs

An action where, while cuddling, the two people involved hump each other, recreating the action of sex while remaining clothed.

‘My favourite type of hugs and cardio hugs’

by Axiohyd January 12, 2021

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus i.e. hook up

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 27, 2022

Cardio At Home

After a long workout sometimes you need to do cardio at home. It is where you get a sexual partner and have sex at home or “workout together”

“Wanna come back and do some cardio at home after this?”

by Lwiehjwbe August 30, 2023

Costa Cardio

Someone who gasses after doing a small amount of physical activity.

Damn son, you started smoking 40 a day, or you caught costa cardio?

He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.

by Pimpninja March 29, 2024