Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023
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Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up
Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."
by Estretoseten February 23, 2015
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