A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.
Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?
Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.
Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.
by Miles B. October 30, 2008
by Marquis70 March 10, 2008
Noun. Alcohol or an alcoholic beverage; especially beverages of the caliber to be wrapped in a brown paper bag. Originated in the movie "Little Nicky," when Adrian steals a bottle wrapped in a paper sack from Nicky pretending to be a bum.
by Hamilton Hardison December 16, 2005
by Dakota Perry May 23, 2011
hitting someone in the chest and then up to smack the bottom of their chin resulting in them clicking their teeth and hopefully biting their tongue
by jjanderson March 22, 2010
Now instead of saying "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty Black Ops", now you can say "Hey, let's play some COD Blops".. now that's much better.
by WerewolfByDay March 11, 2011
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