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Ballcuzzi

The act of placing one's balls in a cup of warm milk and having their partner put a straw in the cup and blow bubbles in the milk. Ballcuzzi!
When my man gets home from a long day at work I like to surprise him by having a warm glass of milk ready so I can give him a ballcuzzi!
by Tina Mae March 21, 2026
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Canadian Ballcuzzi

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm Maple Syrup while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is wildly jerked with a hockey glove covered in Maple Syrup by the blowers free hand until ejaculation.
I tried to convince Nancy to give me a BJ last night during the Maple Leafs game, but I had to settle for the good old Canadian Ballcuzzi instead.
by Artie J Saves December 4, 2025
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The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi
Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"
by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021
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