Sports Authority

The place to go to get athletic bitches. Or step up your swag. Everything is expensive as shit, but if you shop there, you don't give a shit, because you're rich as fuck.

Let's go to Sports Authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. Then take them home and fuck em some more.

by Tittybars January 2, 2012

authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

The author of the Journals

Some guy who was traveling between dimensions for the past 30 years.

The author of the Journals, my brother.

-Stanley Pines

by PembeTavuk April 30, 2021

author reupload

a reupload of the professional bunnyhopper in the game counter strike global offensive, because he deleted his channel, people are reuploading his epic zuhnny's

OMG! Did you look at the author reupload named "Nirvana"? Its fucking insane.
his zuhnny's are insane.

by optic_clan October 15, 2019

Author~chan

A tsundere author on wattpad who loves anime. She's emo and sure isn't straight. She's the legit child of kawii~chan and Zane( you should watch mystreet by aphmau if you haven't) If anyone gets in the way of her ships they will never see the light of day again.

Reader~chan 1: OMG do you know author~chan
Reader~chan 2: yeah she's such a tsundere

Author~chan: BAKA NO IM NOT

by Phander123789 September 25, 2019

cock author

One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.

Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?

Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.

Hans: Oh shit...

by JakE May 21, 2007

fuck authority

A phrase that is meant to be said when you are having second thoughts about performing an illegal or prohibitted act.

Dude drinking and driving is illegal.
Fuck authority!!

by Bubnasty January 28, 2008