Student Athletic Trainer

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.

See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

by TrainingChick January 2, 2011

get athletic

when you in the boys play some drinking games.

Time to get athletic today boys lets run up some Beer Pong.

by BanquetBoy December 2, 2020

Wigan Athletic

Wigan Athletic are a (world famous) club based in England. You can't find much better than Wigan Athletic. 10 times Champions League Winners, 50 times Premier League winners, 30 time FA Cup winners, who the fuck cares about the capital one cup or whatever its called, we lost count after 100 of them!

Man, did Wigan Athletic just win the EPL again?!
Yep. Obvs.

by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017

athletic supporter

someone (usually a girl) who likes to hook up with athletes

Did you hear Jane's hooked up with half the soccer team?

Yeah, she's always been an athletic supporter.

by Ben in Brooklyn April 5, 2008

athletic

What fat people in denial call themselves.

800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.

by Yer Mom January 9, 2005

Athletischism

Athletischism - When an athlete's off-the-field actions and habits conflict with rather than re-enforce natural skills and talents.

The slugger had a lot of innate athletic ability early in his career, but unfortunately, a fondness for strip clubs and whiskey led to an athletischism in his athleticism.

by The Punditty Project June 18, 2010

Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'

Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic

by Parkmeister May 15, 2006