zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squisher than you expected.

First used by Brian David Gilbert on his Youtube channel following an existential song and fur coat wearing dance routine in the snow.

*bites pickle* I feel zjierb.

by kitmillion February 16, 2021

zjierb

Expressive existential anguish one experiences when biting down a squisher than expected pickle

I feel zjierb

by zyacir February 15, 2021

zjierb

When you bite into a pickle that is softer than expected

Me, after biting into a pickle: I feel zjierb

by The cat rincer February 15, 2021

zjierb

A feeling of mild discomfort and surprise, generally experienced when you bite into a pickle and it’s slightly squishier than you expected.

I feel... zjierb

by eel1 February 16, 2021

zjierb

A feeling of disconnect between expected and actual results.

Person 1: What do you call that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s squishier than you thought it would be?
Person 2: You are feeling zjierb.

Both: Zjierbness

by ElMightBeHumanWasTaken February 15, 2021

zjierb

/n/
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected.

alternate forms: zjierbness (/n/)

coined by brian david gilbert, on february 15th, 2021, via a video posted to his youtube channel.

I feel... zjierb.

by amalfiii February 15, 2021

zjierb

Adj: dissatisfaction of biting into a un-crisp pickle

“Me and my friend shared a mutual feeling of zjierb with our fast food order”

by Ren_Dunker February 17, 2021