zjierb

A term coined by brian david gilbert. Zjierb (noun: zjierbness) is "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected".

Brian: *opens pickle jar* *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than he expected* *contentedly chewing*
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness

by apuddingbasin February 16, 2021

zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squisher than you expected.

First used by Brian David Gilbert on his Youtube channel following an existential song and fur coat wearing dance routine in the snow.

*bites pickle* I feel zjierb.

by kitmillion February 16, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier then you expected

*bites into pickle*

Damn that was a slightly subpar pickle I feel kinda zjierb now.

by Pussy galore February 16, 2021

zjierb

A feeling of disconnect between expected and actual results.

Person 1: What do you call that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s squishier than you thought it would be?
Person 2: You are feeling zjierb.

Both: Zjierbness

by ElMightBeHumanWasTaken February 15, 2021

zjierb

A feeling of mild discomfort and surprise, generally experienced when you bite into a pickle and it’s slightly squishier than you expected.

I feel... zjierb

by eel1 February 16, 2021

zjierb

/n/
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected.

alternate forms: zjierbness (/n/)

coined by brian david gilbert, on february 15th, 2021, via a video posted to his youtube channel.

I feel... zjierb.

by amalfiii February 15, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it is a little softer than you expected

Huh, that pickle was a little softer than I expected. I feel zjierb.

by Emmash February 15, 2021