yo momma

someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'

yeh i think i said it all alrede.

by anonymous June 16, 2004

yo momma

your mother, your biological mother, the woman who gave birth to you, the woman who gave you half of your genes

john: hey shonesia mokishia shonlisha! can i have a penny?

shonesia mokishia shonlisha: ok...but dont lose it in yo mommas rolls!!
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hi jonaynay

YO MOMMA!

by da suburban ghettos August 13, 2007

yo momma

The perfect thing 2 say when sum dumb fool asks u a stupid question!!!

did u see that bird: yo momma

by pooopinschloopingooopin July 12, 2004

yo momma

A way to spell yo mama that some very odd people tought of.

Sure it's pronounced the same, but it's just not right.

by Ranton February 28, 2005

yo momma

a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.

joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: what the...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: dude will you just let me...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: douche bag

by dipthongrundown January 19, 2011

yo momma

a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!

a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!

shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".

by mandi June 17, 2004

Where yo momma at

An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.

Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.

Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?

by pimphand5 May 3, 2009