yo momma

a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.

joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: what the...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: dude will you just let me...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: douche bag

by dipthongrundown January 19, 2011

yo momma

a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!

a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!

shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".

by mandi June 17, 2004

Yo momma

Bitch who just can't mind her own damn business

"Man, yo mothafuckin momma can't seem to mind her own business"

by Irbyn's Daddy. June 11, 2003

Yo momma

A dirty whore.

Yo momma sucks a whole lotta cock.

by Kaloth January 25, 2003

Yo Momma

a muscular manly, tomboyish girl who loves/or is in multiple sports. has many boy friends more than girls and has lebian tendencies.

Yo! You see that girl in sweats right thur? She a yo momma!

by miwizizpimp October 29, 2007

Yo Momma

A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to

Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*

by Liam=] May 4, 2009

yo momma

the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!

by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010