Cool your shoes

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your lip

cool your lip is a phrase where you tell someone to calm down for arguing with somebody.

“hey you there! *argues and squabbles*”
“yo, cool your lip blud.”

by ṭwohands October 22, 2024

cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.

A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 15, 2012

Cool Your Bananas

to go do a bunch of random time and space altering things to get a bag that stores your bananas safe of rot.

Hey guy, you should go cool your bananas, but try not to destroy the space-time continuum while you're at it!

by koolyourbananas February 19, 2021