A school in south central PA more corrupted then Election. Many types of people in this school consist of the following, White kids who talk shit, thots who slept with every guy you know, the Latino group where they don’t speak a lick of English and shout stupid shit in the English hallway. (coencidental? I think not) and of course the Nictoine Pheens who flock to the band room bathroom to rip the freshman’s mango pod. Although the teachers their a some what cool their are a few which will crucify you if you take a 6 min bathroom break. This is Conestoga Valley High School, sounds like fun. Right?
hooker: how old are you?
Boy: 14, why?

Hooker: oh really, my son is 14 and attends Conestoga Valley High School.
Boy: really! Me too I’m a freshman.
by Traplord56 January 6, 2019
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Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
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The greatest high school on the planet. Represented by the great, proud, and mighty.

Amador Valley High is best known for it's dominating Competition Civics team, which always beats the rival team, Foothill High School. The Competition Civics team won nationals in 1995, and hopes to do so this year.

The school's colors are purple and gold. It is located in Pleasanton, CA, and is a top school in the nation.

Come visit!
This high school is so awesome, it's almost as great as Amador Valley High School!

How great is Amador Valley High School? Definitely better than Foothill!
by Ohsnapadoodle January 19, 2010
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High school that was offered laptops and all these other tech-savy shit in 2002. The next year, they took it away because all we kids broke them. Now EVHS is just a regular over-populated Californian high school with a lot of Cacuasians that they think they're gangsta, a few Black kids who swear they're gangsta, not many scary Asian gangstas, and A LOT of scary looking Hispanic gangsta kids that ended up here and not at Mt Pleasant or Silver Creek because their parents are rich enough to be in the middle.
And there are a bunch of gay males, lots of bisexual females, and no lesbians.
idiot1: "I go to Evergreen Valley High School"

idiot2: "Oh you must drive your Hummer to school, work at Hollister, your parents are engineers, and you have laptops. Ritchbitch"
by suburbia is all the same July 13, 2006
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The worst school ever. It 's in the middle of the desert in the shithole town known as Yucca Valley. Half of the kids are here because their parents forgot to where a condom. It is full of white trash, emos, illegal aliens, stoners, and methheads. All the girls are ugly and have stds. Some people realize how shitty it is and will do everything to leave.

Don't ever go to this school.
Person 1: "What school are you going to?"
Person 2: "Yucca Valley High School."
Person 2: "I hope you enjoy your stds and meth.
by Hax Bro September 14, 2017
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Sipsey Valley High School is 99% atheist 1% Islamic, and 100% white trash. The pregancy rate at SVHS is 90% for females and 10% for males. All of their sports suck so bad, all of their athletes change schools, hoping for just one win. All of their teachers are former sex offenders that have spent at least 10 years in prison.
Pregant teen walks up.
Person, "You must go to Sipsey Valley High School."
by Central Student October 18, 2013
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