The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.

Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

Golden Rule

Don’t date your classmates.

This is to prevent unnecessary drama and tension within the class when they eventually break up.

Kim and Rafael started dating last school year. They are golden rule breakers.

by What name hasn’t been used September 23, 2023

golden rule

The golden rule is great. It happens at least 1000 times a week. Like when you get the legendary you want on clash royale, your dick grows an inch or you have the best shower ever.

I love the golden rule

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021