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Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.
by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016
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Block of swiss cheese

A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese
P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese
by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020
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Swiss cheese

Swiss cheesing refers to the gentle act of pinning someone to the ground and railing them from behind
“Dude, Aaron Swiss cheese’d his girlfriend so hard, that she cried”
by Kayney July 31, 2025
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Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
by 9av2 June 11, 2018
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.
"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.
by spawnables January 26, 2015
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