don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.

Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.

by thundersnow December 12, 2010

sticking the dick in the sewer

Anal sex

"Man I stuck my dick in the sewer last night" (Sticking the dick in the sewer)

by PornHub God May 18, 2018

Dick Stick

Aron

You are a DICK STICK.

by Stick Dick May 24, 2018

Dick Stick

Someone who is being completely jerkish

Yo, stop being such a dick stick

by kittykittyohsofluffy June 25, 2017

fish stick dick

It's when a guys junk smells like fish.

Angie: Rhonda don't have sex with Ronnie!
Rhonda: Why?
Angie: Cause he has fish stick dick

by Obj1310 September 3, 2016

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

stick dick

acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants

That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.

by mickeys reef <*))))< April 1, 2021