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don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
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Stick-Dick

When your penis is longer then it is wide
Guy: bro my dick is so long

Other Guy: is it thick tho?

Guy: nah bro

Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then
by Imsexuallyatrattractedtomen January 4, 2022
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Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!
You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.
by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025
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Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.
Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?
by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022
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Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.
“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”
by ONCTrain December 5, 2023
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Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021
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Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
"no abortions" "oh so you're a doggy dick stick huh?"

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021
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