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don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
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Dick Stick

Someone who is being completely jerkish
Yo, stop being such a dick stick
by kittykittyohsofluffy June 25, 2017
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fish stick dick

Angie: Rhonda don't have sex with Ronnie!
Rhonda: Why?
Angie: Cause he has fish stick dick
by Obj1310 September 3, 2016
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Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021
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Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
"no abortions" "oh so you're a doggy dick stick huh?"

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021
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Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.
Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro
by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024
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