Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

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Arf Snarf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and snaps at the bubbles.

I knew she was an arf snarf when I heard her trying to catch the bubbles.

by Lithodora September 24, 2005

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Snar

A cock hungry slag, preying on poor united fans on the Betty Bus. Especially at Southampton away, where her minge tried to eat a poor lads fist. She forces these lads to take a blowjob off her and sometimes even sex. Bettys and Susan Boyles twisted love child.

Snars minge tried to eat my fist, now I can't sleep at night.

by Laura Biddulph September 3, 2012

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snarf

1) (noun) a lovable yet slightly annoying character from the Thundercats show, who often uses his own name in his sentences
2) (adj.) sexy and/or stylish

Dude, did you see Rebecca the other night?
Hell yeah man, she was lookin' snarf!

by SaMichael July 7, 2010

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snardlump

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.

I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.

by zippy March 8, 2005

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