A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025
Get the The Shawnee Cleaver mug.A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025
Get the The Shawnee Cleaver mug.An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025
Get the The Shawnee Alien mug.A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool
Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?
Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit
Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit
by 1Rammstein! July 1, 2022
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