El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis wrinkle

When someone gets you Burger King

GOD DAMIT PENIS WRINKLES

by Thesenutsinyourmo, April 28, 2022

Penis Wrinkle

a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

by bigballsackenergy June 28, 2020