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Paxton is like cocaine. You are attracted to him even though you don’t know why you originally came to him. You can’t seem to get enough of his crackhead energy. But somehow he’s still the sexiest motherfucker on Earth. And just like cocaine, he will make you go bankrupt.
I can’t believe that you’re still hooked on Paxton, he must be something special. Too bad I am missing out on him.
Paxton by NatchieWatchie3000 October 5, 2022
A Peter griffin looking nigga that always where’s a red hat with red hoodie and is tall asf he can be cool but annoying he has a double chin and is a 7th grader
Oh shit is that Paxton

Yea that’s the Peter griffin look kid
Paxton by Laysmoker February 27, 2023
Paxton’s mind is filled with food and weird, sometimes dark jokes. He has good grades, likes to dance, and is extremely dramatic. He will often rizz you up if he has the chance. He always has a hope he will one day find his “dream girl.” His friends call him a slay queen.
Guy one: ooo it’s Paxton, he’s such a slaaaaay queen

Guy two: ikr
The least smart person you will ever meet and his best friend is lucio, the smallest person you ever meet.
Paxton is very smart
Paxton by word maker machine 690 October 14, 2024
Paxton is known for his fetal alcohol syndrome
Damn Paxton is so ugly he must have fetal alcohol syndrome
Paxton by Holden peterson March 22, 2024
Someone who is not attracted to girls, or the same gender
That girl is not a paxton.
Paxton by hulahopp567 May 26, 2025