Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 9, 2021

Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.

Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)

by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021

Polish outhouse

1: When a woman's thighs are the same size as their buttocks.

2: cankles, but it's thighs.

The only reason I go to the gym is to stare at thick girls doing squats, the ones built like Polish Outhouses.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024