Madness

When a group of thugs/chavs/delinquents etc all meet up in a group and ambush/single someone out to harm or even kill them.

Oi mate, up for a Madness tonight?

Yeah, Sure! what time?

by NonChavLutonian July 9, 2009

Mad On

Pissed at the world, enraged.

Anne Marie has a Mad On because her boyfriend dumped her (again), she lost her job, and her pet goldfish ran away.

by AlJP May 22, 2007

mad

really a lot
crazy good

"So how'd you like the concert?"
"Oh it was mad good."
"Yeah I know. Usher is mad hot!"

by amaran January 20, 2004

Mad

An adjective

Instead of sounding like a total noob saying "really," say "mad" in front of any other word to sound like you're from the hood, or a mad SoundCloud rapper.

Hood Rat 1: Damn, I mad miss xxxtentacion...
Hood Rat 2: I'm still not over Lil Peep, bruh.

by im_in_pang July 24, 2018

MAD

Stands for Morning After Dump. This is the dump taken the next morning after a long night of drinking, when the endless pints of barley and hops have temporarily morphed your intestines and colon into a gassy, volatile mass of crap. It is characterized by copious amounts of loud farting, occasional spurts of runniness, and a god awful smell reminiscent of swamp water, rotting cabbage, and gangrene. It is best taken with others present so that they may bask in the toxic stench, gasping for fresh air and screaming for mercy, all the while as you sit patiently, scouring your memory in order to piece together the events from the previous evening while you simultaneously empty your putrid innards into the porcelain goddess.

Guy 1: "Good God in Heaven, what is that smell? Did someone use chemical weaponry in our house?!"

Guy 2 (from bathroom): "Sorry dude, had to drop the MAD, I thought I was going to crap myself. I have plenty of Fabreeze, don't worry."

Guy 1: "Fabreeze?! We'll need a friggin' priest to get that disgusting stench out of here!!"

by Buck Biggler May 7, 2009

Mad

excessive, numerous.

That kid gets mad girlies; women flock to him.

by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003

mad

1. insane
2. angry
3. very
4. cool
5. the best magazine ever

1. "Sosa" is mad if he thinks he has a brain.
2. I'm mad that they made Gigli.
3. These pills are mad dope.
4. Dat ho on the corner gots mad tits.
5. I shot someone for thinking that JAPANIMATION CRAP MONTHLY was the best magazine ever, so I get to go to Mad Magazine Heaven.

by EvilZak August 19, 2003