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Mukerma

Mukerma is the most cutest person u will ever meet if u have her in ur life don't ever think of loosing her because ur gonna regret it. She's really kind pretty and gorgeous she's the one who will change ur WHOLE LIFE FOREVER.
If ur dating mukerma then don't ever think of hurting her.
by Haha on drugs April 17, 2021
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fatal misery

Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks

Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details
Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement
by I miss my bunny March 7, 2014
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gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020
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miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch
by mitch00uk March 28, 2015
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Misery Wank

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.
I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!
by Kingbot December 30, 2008
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Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
by briantechatl April 21, 2009
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miserable joy

When a pain or sensation is so terrible and miserable, that it in fact begins to feel rather delightful. Typical in masochists and self hating individuals.
Dan: Ew, this Indian desert is really filling and far too sweet and soggy.

Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.
by MiserableJon March 12, 2009
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