boot juice

The gross smelly water that you find in the bottom of your sailing boots...Just wanted to inform all you non-competitive-sailors!

Did you see him dump his boot juice on my brother?!

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Booey Juice

Hand sanitizer generally requested for use after dealing with a mentally ill or crazy person

*after dealing with a crazy person*
"Give me some of the booey juice"
*hands over hand sanitizer

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