An Fucking sweat at fortnite and suck's at it still but still better than Ninja(Because Ninja Strokes Cock on Thursdays and Sundays) Has a 47 inch slangier but still a virgin not mature tho
Jaxon Is A Fucking W3ido
by mrdog.pickles November 04, 2020
Jaxon aka Jackson aka Bogan aka Saxon aka Richmond aka Schofields is a term used to describe someone who reckons they are top shit because they wear black leather jackets and live with their girlfriends. Jaxons are normally outsiders and can often be seen hanging out with Henrys at Hungry Jack's. Jaxons are usually identified by their geographical location (always deriving from the far west), by their mannerisms (anything that looks extremely overaccentuated or homosexual) or finally, through their use of language (Jaxons tend to use the words 'ultimate' to describe anything which is good, 'best thing' to describe anything that is remotely good, or 'MAN!! TANKED!!' or in other words 'BEATEN'). It should also be noted that all Jaxons indulge in incest and baby eating.
'OMFG! that guy is eating a baby!!!' 'Relax, its only Jaxon'
'OMFG! that guy is his father and his brother!' 'Relax, its only Jaxon'
'OMFG, THAT IS FUCKING ULTIMATE!' 'use jaxons terminology once more and god help me i will murder you and your family'
'OMFG! that guy is his father and his brother!' 'Relax, its only Jaxon'
'OMFG, THAT IS FUCKING ULTIMATE!' 'use jaxons terminology once more and god help me i will murder you and your family'
by jaxon belcastro December 07, 2007
by reehiree November 27, 2018
by Katie Shroenbeck August 06, 2019
something unwanted that happens. a problem that one may encounter. a loss or misfortune.
also someone that is a "cockblock"
also someone that is a "cockblock"
by zilliano July 19, 2008
by Supercoolkid14 November 18, 2018