In a way, Japan is like both England and New Zealand. They are all islands off the coast of a continent, most of the countries therein not really liking them (see France for england, korea for Japan, Australia for New Zealand) because they both could charm the pants off any of their women and kick their bums in a duel. (yob vs. frenchman. Samurai vs. some kung-fu guy. maramite vs. vegemite)
All three had an Empire.
Both rock. More than rocks.
All three had an Empire.
Both rock. More than rocks.
All three people are known for their reserve.
It's true. Japan, England, and New Zealand are all like...long lost brothers or something..
It's true. Japan, England, and New Zealand are all like...long lost brothers or something..
by E-I-E-I-O July 3, 2008
Get the Japan mug.The country that occupied Korea for 35 years. They tried to take over the country and make it into Japan. They mistreated the Koreans, stole the Korean culture including foods, traditions, customs, and many other. Japan copied many things off of Korea and China and they're not their own. Sushi was originally a Korean food if you go way back. It's really sad that Japan is known as the "sushi country" when Koreans are the ones who actually created sushi. Japan is a fucked up country, not trying to be rude, but they did so many horrible things in the world. Now, they're trying to take Dokdo, a Korean island, because it has good resources. Losers. I'm not saying Japanese people are bad, but the government? or what do you call it? The people planning these horrible things. All Asian countries around them hate Japan. Their electronics suck. The designs being so ugly. Japanese girls are scary with all the plastic surgery and they're crazy about facial stuff and making their eyes big with these stuff. They go crazy over "cute stuff" like Hello Kitty which isn't cute at all. They make my head hurt.
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Ja·pan (je-pan' (noun)) 1. Basically a land of nightmares and tainted souls. 2. Like Australia mixed with Dante's Hell.
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Get the Japan mug.A country where a lot of the best video games, tv shows, and technology come from. Many things from Japan either never got translated or were deemed "inappropriate"(cough, bullsh*t, cough). Take yugioh for instance, there was a season 0 considered too violent for children.( WHY NOT JUST AIR IT ON AT NIGHT?.) Graphic novels, or manga and anime also had to be edited before getting here.
1: Hey dude, you know a lot of anime and manga that came from Japan had to be edited before gettin' here?
2: Japan makes some of the best things and we get the edited crap? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, bullsh*t.
2: Japan makes some of the best things and we get the edited crap? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, bullsh*t.
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Get the Japan mug.Japan is a country which is known for anime. fucking anime. in the countryhumans fandon, which is full of nazis, they are normally a girl with firry ears and a tail. fuck anime and fuck their new year
person1: japan in ountryhumans is the best!
person2 can you please ump of the tallest bridge in the world
person2 can you please ump of the tallest bridge in the world
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Get the Japan mug.A very strange, frightening country. Many dithering idiots may be under the impression that Sailormoon often prances down the streets of Tokyo, but this is a very simple and clear example of the word, bullshit.
In reality Japan is:
1.Filled with taboo porn. Rape, Incest, Fantasy(tentacles raping little girls and stuff), Bondage, Torture, Bukkake and Pedophilia are all genres of porn that are popular among Japanese people. While other adolescent teens from sexually normal countries are watching ,say, classical Jenna Jameson porn, note that Japanese teenagers will be thoroughly enjoying little girls being raped by green tentacles.
2.A country which has a high incest rate. In Japan, there is a frighteningly large amount of women with crossed eyes, or other deformities. This is often because their biological parents are related to each other. By related, I'm not talking about Roosevelt and his cousin, I'm talking about shit like brother and sister. This is not a racial slur, it is a hard fact based on newspaper articles and surveys.
3.Dangerous for women. It is said that Japanese women think it obvious that they should get groped in crowded ares. So, all women should stay away from crowded places before they get violated by some Japanese pervert*.
*A redundant term.
4.Overrated because of their stupid anime and video games. Anybody who tries to conform to Japan after being dazzled by their video games and anime should go fuck themselves. Especially those who are trying to get a Japanese citizenship and go live in Japan.
In reality Japan is:
1.Filled with taboo porn. Rape, Incest, Fantasy(tentacles raping little girls and stuff), Bondage, Torture, Bukkake and Pedophilia are all genres of porn that are popular among Japanese people. While other adolescent teens from sexually normal countries are watching ,say, classical Jenna Jameson porn, note that Japanese teenagers will be thoroughly enjoying little girls being raped by green tentacles.
2.A country which has a high incest rate. In Japan, there is a frighteningly large amount of women with crossed eyes, or other deformities. This is often because their biological parents are related to each other. By related, I'm not talking about Roosevelt and his cousin, I'm talking about shit like brother and sister. This is not a racial slur, it is a hard fact based on newspaper articles and surveys.
3.Dangerous for women. It is said that Japanese women think it obvious that they should get groped in crowded ares. So, all women should stay away from crowded places before they get violated by some Japanese pervert*.
*A redundant term.
4.Overrated because of their stupid anime and video games. Anybody who tries to conform to Japan after being dazzled by their video games and anime should go fuck themselves. Especially those who are trying to get a Japanese citizenship and go live in Japan.
Idiot: Japan is sooooooo awesome. I think I'll go live in Japan.
Smart Kid: You dumbfuck...You deserve to be raped by tentacles.
Smart Kid: You dumbfuck...You deserve to be raped by tentacles.
by soesoe June 11, 2006
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