dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift

Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.

by Blackcell February 7, 2014

dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

by Horace Chit May 10, 2018