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FUV

Fucked Up Vehicle...

Well Sort Of.

It is a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it pollutes the environment, which causes an unlistable number of problems.

It is a Fucked Up Vehicle because every time some dumb bitch or bastard drives one, a child in Iraq dies (and sometimes even one in the U.S. due to decreased air quality).

It's a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it not only is dangerous to passenger cars, it is a more dangerous vehicle even for the occupants of the FUV than a passenger car.

It's a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it causes animals to die and nature to be destroyed due to having to dig up more nature to get more oil.

It's a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it causes ALL our taxes to be higher due to damage to roads from the weight of the FUVs.

It's Not a Fucked Up Vehicle, because when all the ladies see your FUV and realize how small your penis is, you won't be getting any.

It's Not a Fucked Up Vehicle, because when all the guys see your FUV and realize that you are an evil disgusting witch with warts like Ann Coulter, you won't be getting any.

Often driven by the following terrorists, idiots, small dicked loosers, stupid idiots who go off-road because they loose control of their vehicles while talking on their cell phones, and by armchair activists who think that if you put a bumper sticker of your SUV than you are an activist.
The stupid bitch was talking on her cell phone while driving her FUV and before the stupid idiot knew it she was off-roading. Well at least off-roading onto the dirt shoulder of the highway.

The small dicked looser acted suprised when his FUV flipped over and crushed his small dick.

FUV drivers who through their selfishness murder people in passenger cars should be tried as murders.
by greengirl123 November 11, 2006
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FUV

Fuckin' Ugly Vehicle

Any and I mean ANY car that is of bad taste in appearance.
Does not pertain strictly to SUVs, although it is more commonly targeted towards them. And if you think FUV is a derogatory term for a gas guzzler... You are more than most likely a hippie stoner who doesn't realize that the long term effects of blowing blasphemous, ill-researched, propaganda-fed bull crap out your pitiful excuse for a mouth is more hazardous to the environment than CFC's.
Person 1- Dude, that Honda Fit is one FUV, and a stupid ricer to boot.
Person 2- It can't be an FUV... It has good gas mileage and low emmisions!
Person 1- Shut up hippie.
by dontLISTENbutEXPERIENCE August 1, 2009
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Fuv

Meaning delicious, good, a delicacy or an amazing experience. As in referring to food or an event that was pleasurable!
That cookie was so fuv! I really would like to have another one!
by Lamb chop May 9, 2023
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