better known as NE to anyone who lives there, is the smallest town you've ever seen, that no one knows exists in Central Jersey, and where no one understands why anyone would voluntarily move there. A town that is over-run by dirty mexicans and pot smoking highschoolers. Where the only exciting thing to do is go to Six Flags Great Adventure (GA, to the locals). And where your children are more likely to do drugs than if you lived in the hood. 'Town' and 'The Well' are the central hang outs of NE. New Egypt is the town where everybody knows everyones business, and where people thrive on rumors. New Egyptians will complain continually about how boring and gay it is, but once they leave will defend it to the death. Almost every New Egyptian will be mistaken for being from actual Egypt, at least twice in their lifetime. Better known as 'hickville.'
Joey: 'Hey, where are you from?'
Mike: 'New Egypt.'
Joey: 'YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EGYPT?!'
'You're from New Egypt? You must be a druggie.'
Mike: 'New Egypt.'
Joey: 'YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EGYPT?!'
'You're from New Egypt? You must be a druggie.'
by xxshwangxcore. June 12, 2008
A town in the middle of no where, No one knows where it is or how to get there, even though it is in the center of New Jersey. The smallest town anyone could ever live in. The school population is not even over 500. Its lame as hell and is full of pot heads, sluts, and bitches. The High school is nothing but fulled of drunken whores. Everybody knows everyone and everything about them. No one can keep a secret and everything gets twisted around. If anyone asks you where you live and you say New Egypt people will say where the fuck is that? IGA is the "hot spot" because the town doesn't have anywhere to work for miles. the down is practically run down and over rules by MS-13. Every other town around New Egypt hates it. The Football teams suck, and there is way to much POP Warner. The town is full of hicks. and knows nothing about being "scene". End of story New Egypt sucks and is the worst place to live
Your from New Egypt, that town is full of sluts.
That girl is a bitch, she must be from New Egypt.
They're running around GA like they run the place, fucking Newegyptians.
That girl is a bitch, she must be from New Egypt.
They're running around GA like they run the place, fucking Newegyptians.
by HolllyBallsthissucks January 24, 2009
Having to park your car on the otherside of the college campus when classes are in a closer building.
by Julie March 9, 2004
i made this to see this in discord, i also like cbt, i suck dicks, and make them hard, and cum alot, cum is white goo that comes from a human
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by ramses May 30, 2005
Tripping out on acid (LSD)
This slang originated at St. Paul's School in Concord, New Hampshire when a bunch of students there went to go see a Grateful Dead concert in Egypt and took a lot of acid.
This slang originated at St. Paul's School in Concord, New Hampshire when a bunch of students there went to go see a Grateful Dead concert in Egypt and took a lot of acid.
"hey man wanna go to egypt and listen to this grateful dead CD?"
"yeah man and we could also like do Tai Chi and focus out the negative energy of the Universe"
"yeah man"
**
goinG tO egypT expandS youR minD.
"yeah man and we could also like do Tai Chi and focus out the negative energy of the Universe"
"yeah man"
**
goinG tO egypT expandS youR minD.
by John-Paul Page December 30, 2010