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The law of eventually

If you brute force something enough, it will eventually break / give way / work / you will understand .

It started out with me playing snooker / pool.

I don't really like pool, so I just smash the ball to see how many cushions I can make the ball bounce off before it eventually goes in. My record is 6 bounces.

Most of the time it doesn't work, but sometimes it does (and that's good enough for me).

Same applies with learning new stuff with work. I will read something, and I won't understand it, and I will just keep reading articles, or watching videos until it sinks in and I kinda understand it.

The laws of eventually... hit something (a ball, a topic, whatever) hard enough and it will eventually go in.
David sucks at snooker, rather than playing with finesse, he thinks if he hits the ball hard enough it will eventually go in.

David: (smacks the ball as hard as he can)
Opponent: Why don't you actually try and get the ball in by playing a proper shot?
David: I suck at snooker
(ball still bouncing around the table)
Oppontent: But you're not even trying
David: I'm using the law of eventually - if I hit it hard enough, eventually it will go in.
Opponent: You're an idiot
(ball eventually sinks in a random pocket after bouncing off 20 cushions)
David: HA!
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Eventually

If you keep shoplifting candy bars from the drugstore, eventually you will get caught.
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Eventually

A word describing a time frame. Usually means within two weeks.
Steven: Hey when are you going to buy a gaming laptop

Derek: Eventually I will get one

Two weeks later
Derek: yo check out the new laptop I bought!
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But eventually the word will phase from existence;

An excerpt from the definition of Watermelon Sugar by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer.
“But eventually the word will phase from existence;“

“Why did you say that?”

“Oh I’m trying to get the definition of watermelon sugar all blue text”
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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. cos Saad is gay
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