Turkish Deja Vu

n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet

John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.

by 12312412 August 2, 2012

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confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

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Spicy deja vu

Euphemism for PTSD

Man 1: hey bro, you ok? You’ve been acting different since you got back from the war?

Man 2: yeah I’m alright, fireworks just give me spicy deja vu

by Not your American average March 17, 2022

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Reverse Deja Vu

Just like Deja Vu, but in vice versa form.

Earlier Event: You're going to school and see your friend fall off their bike.
Reverse Deja Vu: Your friend is going to school and sees you falling off your bike.

by MollyTrancy March 18, 2011

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Your Love (Deja Vu)

One of the best songs in the universe by Glass Animals. Something you can pound you chick too against the world on a frisky Friday night after a solid dogging sesh!

Person 1: Bro I need I good 'fucking' song!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!

by Razitionary December 11, 2020

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