crotchcricket

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

crotchcricket

an annoying person, one almost considered parasitic.

shut up you god damn crotchcricket

by bigtuna January 27, 2004