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opportunity crime

Crime comitted on impulse during brief period of opportuntiy
A car boot is left open and some one steals an item from the inside of it. For example this could be a box of chocolates or your grandma. This would be classed as an opportunity crime.
by Jacob Mir July 7, 2006
mugGet the opportunity crimemug.

Crime Hills

Did you hear? there was a shooting in Crime Hills yesterday
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Thought Crime

A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An arrestable offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.

This idea is prevalent in the dystopian novel "1984," by british author George Orwell.
I'm glad Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to get sent to Guantanomo for Thought Crimes.
by ubermatt2000 May 25, 2009
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crime rave

What will happen if Trump builds the wall.
"Nothing will stop me," trump said ," I will build a wall. And then we will have a literal crime rave. crime rave. Crime rave. CRIIIIIIIIIIIME RAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!" *Que upbeat music and rainbow lights*
by Wendy Conbolt February 15, 2017
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beer crime

Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass or container. Putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode...beer crime.
Larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.
by prosparky September 16, 2005
mugGet the beer crimemug.

Crime got it

A term used to notify colleagues of something illegal/immoral is going to happen.
At a diner or chain restaurant...

-"Let me see the bill so I can split it up right."
-"Forget that, crime got it" (Leaving the check unpaid.
by eyeintheskeye October 31, 2009
mugGet the Crime got itmug.

noff crime

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.
EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009
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