crappity

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".

"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"

by anon June 30, 2004

Fucks Capacitor

Any device used to get in contact with a man/woman you've have sex with in the past for the purpose of having sex with them again.

"I haven't had sex in awhile, so I fired up my Fucks Capacitor and called Sally"

by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010

hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson June 15, 2007

Bubble blowing capacity

The moment when bubble gum reaches it full bubble blowing potential.

Meggles: "Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble, but first we have to get our gum to it's bubble blowing capacity."

by sunshineluv January 1, 2008

flux capacitor

The part of a woman's thong that is showing above her pants. Usually used to reference the presesce of all three strips. Thus, looking like the 'flux capacitor.'

"Hey dude, look at the flux capacitor on that hottie!"

by hefty beef March 15, 2004

Crampacity

When a cramp is so painful, it feels like it is at it's maximum capacity.

The cramp in my leg has acheived maximum crampacity.

by Kelsey Julia Spenser August 25, 2008

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009