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MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
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butt crack bear

an urban white female, with blonde hair, who's butt crack is always showing. Typically named "Leslie" or "Lyndsay"
Wow, look at that "butt crack bear" she knows how to get the mens attention, look, shes a blonde too!
by WiccanWitch420 September 3, 2014
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Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt
Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed
by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019
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