Chardonap

An involuntary or unexpected nap taken after drinking ones fair share of wine.

Where's grandma? She was drinking wine earlier so I'm pretty sure she's taking a chardonap.

by The Chizzler July 19, 2015

Chardonne

Chardonne is probably someone who uses a lot of device time or no device time at all. They probably like K-pop and anime or maybe both. They have a lot of friends and likes animals all shapes ans sizes

Chardonne is crazy over K-pop

by Tatsuki Pekoyama May 30, 2021

Chardournay

Chardournay is a beautiful, strong girl who will always do her best to help others. She will have been through a lot in her life and therefore will tend to push those closest to her away. She’s gorgeous but she doesn’t know it. Her self- esteem is really low probably due to her past. Chardournay's finds it hard to trust people because the people she loved and trusted most have always let her down. If you have a Chardournay in your life don’t lose her because it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever made.
That Chardournay girl is amazing

How beautiful is Chardournay

by Tinker. _. November 20, 2021

Shardonnay

Slang used to avoid saying meth amphetamine around an unsuspecting public.
It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.

Tweeker 1: Where can we get some Shardonnay? I think I got $30, plus we can click some stolen camping gear.

Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .

Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...

by GeniusJunior October 9, 2022